Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

I've trained my dog to fetch me a glass of red wine.
It's a Bordeaux Collie.

 

[Cavalol]

I just got myself a pet termite.
I'm going to call him Clint,
Clint Eats Wood.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Me: I need a new battery so I know what time it is.
My wife: Is it for a clock?
Me: I don't know, that's why I need a battery.

 

[postman]

Me: I need a new battery so I know what time it is.
My wife: Is it for a clock?
Me: I don't know, that's why I need a battery.

Oh I am so slow,I had to read that out loud to get it.

 

[Sharky]

Oh I am so slow,I had to read that out loud to get it.

Me too, reminds me of the joke about a potato clock.

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[Threevok]

Believe it or not, today is World Harmonica Day

I'll leave it up you to decide if that sucks or blows.

 

[srj10]

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[craigwend]

 

[tyred]