Any good jokes ... ?

[Faratid]

Feel free to post some of your own!

Or better still, don't post anything at all.

 

[Andy_R]

 

[MichaelW2]

I don’t get it

The joke is an inversion of expectation. We would normally expect an 8 year old to lose against a chess master ( a dog bikes man story) so a "news report" of a child playing in this fashion would carry the exceptional story that he beat them all ( man bites dog) But he lost so the story is back to dog bites man.

 

[GetFatty]

The joke is an inversion of expectation. We would normally expect an 8 year old to lose against a chess master ( a dog bikes man story) so a "news report" of a child playing in this fashion would carry the exceptional story that he beat them all ( man bites dog) But he lost so the story is back to dog bites man.

no still not getting it. The old story used to be a bet that if a child played 16 grand masters, the child would win as many as they lost allowing for draws

 

[Cavalol]

What a load of nonsense that 'Superbowl' is. Been watching it for hours now and haven't even seen a bad owl, yet alone a great one.

 

[Cavalol]

I never had a father when I was younger, so I pretended the rubber from my pencil case was my dad.
Erased me well.

 

[Bianchi boy]

Me neither

I think it is that , You expect the punchline to be along the lines of "and he won every one of them" but he lost them all which is the obvious outcome, i think

 

[Salty seadog]

The joke is an inversion of expectation. We would normally expect an 8 year old to lose against a chess master ( a dog bikes man story) so a "news report" of a child playing in this fashion would carry the exceptional story that he beat them all ( man bites dog) But he lost so the story is back to dog bites man.

I think it is that , You expect the punchline to be along the lines of "and he won every one of them" but he lost them all which is the obvious outcome, i think

Poor joke in its form here. May well make a good comedy sketch.

 

[Eziemnaik]

Going to hell again...

 

[betty swollocks]

Poor joke in its form here. May well make a good comedy sketch.

I think it's a very good joke....which is why I posted it.
You are, of course, entitled you your opinion, but it is only your opinion, as is mine.

 

[Eziemnaik]

State of our propaganda

 

[tyred]

 

[Archie_tect]

I got the Adult Education timetable through from Northumberland Council last week so I rang to ask about joining a yoga class, they explained that they had a beginner, general fitness and an advanced class and asked what level I thought I'd be- I said I'd done quite a bit of yoga before so I was still pretty flexible. They asked if I could do Tuesdays.

 

[Dave7]

I got the Adult Education timetable through from Northumberland Council last week so I rang to ask about joining a yoga class, they explained that they had a beginner, general fitness and an advanced class and asked what level I thought I'd be- I said I'd done quite a bit of yoga before so I was still pretty flexible. They asked if I could do Tuesdays.

Now you will have to explain that one to me
I have read it 3 times but its gone over my head
Edit
Got it......flexible
Soz.

 

[roadrash]

cmon dave, even i got that one
flexible body or flexible time wise !!!!!!!!