Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
just passin' through
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Two high court Judges were caught on the same night riding their bikes without lights. to make things easier they agreed to hear each others cases. The first Judge went on trial and the second heard the case. The hearing Judge passed a sentence of £50.00 fine. Then they swapped places. After hearing the case the Judge passed a sentence of 6 months imprisonment. The other judge said "I only fined you £50.00". The reply was "Yes, but this is the second case like this today, and I intend to stamp this sort of thing out!"
betty swollocks
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betty swollocks
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betty swollocks
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
You know what Martha?”
“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck...”
One day when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
You know what Martha?”
“What dear?” she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
'I'm beginning to think you're bad luck...”
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
I don’t get it
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Profpointy
Legendary Member
Me neither
Chris S
Legendary Member
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- Birmingham
Perhaps the joke is that he could play several games of chess at once when he was only eight years old?
But he lost all of them which is quite an achievement
