Any good jokes ... ?

[roadrash]

Ask a brummie

whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison

you cant wash your hands in a buffalo

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Looking at the title of the thread

and being somewhat pedantic


looks like the answer is NO





lots of really really bad ones though

 

[colly]

Apparently Scientists can make graphene sheet just one atom thick.

A spokesman for Walker's crisps said "Been at that game for years."

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Looking at the title of the thread

and being somewhat pedantic


looks like the answer is NO





lots of really really bad ones though

You're the 23½ person to post that.

 

[Dayvo]

You're the 23½ person to post that.

And they don’t usually contribute either: good, bad or indifferent.

 

[Accy cyclist]

Out walking the other day,an old cyclist friend asked me why he hadn't seen me out riding lately. I told him that due to my ex broken hip and leg i might not ride again(seriously). He then said 'Oh,that's bad. If you're selling your bikes let me know,i might buy 2 of them'. Small consolation to having to give up cycling eh!
However,it reminded me of that old joke where a man wakes up after an operation,with the surgeon standing over him. "I have some good news and some bad news" said the surgeon to the patient. "Which do you want first"?
"The bad news first",replied the patient. "Sorry but i had to amputate both your legs",replied the surgeon."And the good news" asked the patient. "There's a bloke over there who wants to buy your slippers" replied the surgeon!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

You're the 23½ person to post that.

OK - gotta ask

who is the 1/2
or are there an odd number of halves
or a large number of people who do not count as a full person and it comes to a number less than or equal to 23 pus exactly one half


and - I hope - you are NOT counting disabled people as less than a full person -because that would be unacceptable - so I presume a fractional person is may a new member who does not yet have full rights on this site
or maybe kids??????

this is complicated
should this go over to the "Do you overthink things' thread

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

OK - gotta ask

who is the 1/2
or are there an odd number of halves
or a large number of people who do not count as a full person and it comes to a number less than or equal to 23 pus exactly one half


and - I hope - you are NOT counting disabled people as less than a full person -because that would be unacceptable - so I presume a fractional person is may a new member who does not yet have full rights on this site
or maybe kids??????

this is complicated
should this go over to the "Do you overthink things' thread

We don't talk about Stumpy any more.

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Looking at the title of the thread

and being somewhat pedantic


looks like the answer is NO





lots of really really bad ones though

Feel free to post some of your own!

 

[Cavalol]

Looking at the title of the thread

and being somewhat pedantic


looks like the answer is NO





lots of really really bad ones though

It's hard to argue with that when your own contributions to this thread have been consistent and hilarious.

Oh, wait...

 

[Cavalol]

I recently joined the Glen Campbell fan club. I keep getting cards and letters from people I don't even know.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

We don't talk about Stumpy any more.

Surely, (and don't call me Shirley) t'other person we don't talk about.. he who was Jake the Peg, would even up the appendage count.
Just saying..

 

[siadwell]

That reminds me of something a mate mentioned at the weekend:
The Chief from Scot Squad opens a time capsule from the 1970s with unfortunate results.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIiNbBQM_Go

 

[Dayvo]