Any good jokes ... ?

[mistyoptic]

 

[PaulB]

Just heard that dentists are going on strike next week. Brace yourselves.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

A friend said to me "do you want to hear my Batman impression?"

I said... "Aye, go on then"

He said "Ooooh no... not the kryptonite!"

I told him "that was Superman."

He said "thanks mate, I've been practicing".

 

[Dayvo]

Not a joke but hopefully it'll put a smile on your face. 😁

 

[Seevio]

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune] : Here you are, my poor friend.
Friend : Wow, thanks! I'm rich!
Robin Hood [narrows eyes] : You're...what?

 

[postman]

I had a talk with the doctor last week.I told him I was suffering with this lockdown.You are a cyclist I understand he asked.Well on Monday I want you to start cycling fifty miles a day till Friday then come and see me Friday afternoon.Well I had to ring him I was near Bristol and I could not get back in time.

 

[Sterlo]

I had a talk with the doctor last week.I told him I was suffering with this lockdown.You are a cyclist I understand he asked.Well on Monday I want you to start cycling fifty miles a day till Friday then come and see me Friday afternoon.Well I had to ring him I was near Bristol and I could not get back in time.

Come on, the thread does say "any GOOD jokes"

 

[postman]

So I went to the doctors last week.I have smelly feet what can I do.Put a clean pair of socks on every morning.By Friday I could not get my shoes on.Now compared to this joke the other one is a good joke.

 

[Sterlo]

So I went to the doctors last week.I have smelly feet what can I do.Put a clean pair of socks on every morning.By Friday I could not get my shoes on.Now compared to this joke the other one is a good joke.

 

[Kryton521]

Spike Milligan; So don't blame me!!


"I've never felt finer said the King of China", sitting down to dine,
Then he fell down dead!

Can a parrot eat a carrot standing on it's head?
If I were to do that, my Mother would send me straight to bed!

 

[Dayvo]

Not sure if it's a joke per se, but it's food for thought.