Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Maverick Goose]

What do Donald Trump and a pumpkin have in common? They're both orange, hollow and need to be thrown out in November...

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tony111]

 

[Andy_R]

Also by Spike Milligan

A baby sardine saw his first submarine,
He was scared as he watched through a peephole.
"Oh come,come,come"
Said the sardine's mum,
"It's only a tinful of people"

 

[Seevio]

If we're doing Spike Milligan...

Oooey Gooey was a worm
A little worm was he
He stood upon the railroad track
The train he did not see
Ooey Gooey

 

[Dave7]

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2 likes for that one

 

[PaulB]

I operate a small whoopee-cushion manufacturing business with two employees. Unfortunately, due to the economic downturn, I've had to let one go.

 

[Cavalol]

Burt Bacharach: Who's your favourite composer?

Sean Connery: Schubert.

Burt Bacharach: That's very kind, thanks, Sean.

 

[Andy_R]

Apparently Boris is going to release a cover version of an old song. "The tiers of a clown"

 

[wheresthetorch]

My wife left me because I'm insecure.

No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee.

 

[betty swollocks]

I run a small whoopee-cushion manufacturing business with two employees.
Unfortunately, due to the economic downturn, I've had to let one go.

 

[betty swollocks]

Unbelievable! Last evening, I had someone trick or treating, knocking on the door dressed as Gloria Gaynor.
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

 

[PeteXXX]

I run a small whoopee-cushion manufacturing business with two employees.
Unfortunately, due to the economic downturn, I've had to let one go.

You were beaten to that one by 4 posts.. 👍🏼