Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[mistyoptic]

I’m sorry to say this is, apparently, a real thing. Despite that, I think it belongs in the joke thread...

 

[Cavalol]

I've tried that Lynx 'Marmite' deodorant. Trust me, it's not a joke. More of a deadly gas.




My doctor died last night. He left a note, but we won't know if it's suicide until the chemist opens.

 

[MichaelW2]

Ronni Ancona explains common disease transmission vectors: a lesson for these difficult times.


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zPen9nbuFQc

 

[Chris S]

Ronni Ancona explains common disease transmission vectors: a lesson for these difficult times.

HPV causes cervical cancer in women and oral cancer in men. I'd love to know the transmission route.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[DaveReading]

HPV causes cervical cancer in women and oral cancer in men. I'd love to know the transmission route.

I believe it kinda lingers.

 

[Dave7]

Don't think I have seen this on here.


View: https://youtu.be/TNf5dZAvF4I

 

[Beebo]

Not sure if it's a joke per se, but it's food for thought.

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Trump had the same concerns.

 

[MichaelW2]

Don't think I have seen this on here.


View: https://youtu.be/TNf5dZAvF4I

Blasphemy! Stone them!

 

[Chris S]

Blasphemy! Stone them!

View: https://youtu.be/R_hlMK7tCks

 

[Dayvo]

Trump had the same concerns.

Unfortunately for Trump (and us) he's nowhere near Mr. Bean's intelligence level.

 

[gbb]

Today I realised that taking my dog named 'Shark' to the beach was probably not a home idea.......

I like that one...a lot

 

[Sharky]

If

I like that one...a lot

Me too

 

[Seevio]

Today I realised that taking my dog named 'Shark' to the beach was probably not a home idea.......

It's taken me until now to realise it doesn't say "good idea".