Any good jokes ... ?
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Dayvo
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srw
It's a bit more complicated than that...
Blur the k as well and it's a funny joke.
Dayvo
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Even the Finnish prime minister knows how to open a beer when a conventional opener isn't available.
Genuine picture.
Genuine picture.
raleighnut
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Most Finns would have used their teeth.
Profpointy
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Mmm, that's actually true !
Dayvo
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I've actually seen someone do this! 😳😢😜Most Finns would have used their teeth.
View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1jrtmGcqlA
Dayvo
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Dayvo
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- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
'I quite liked wearing a mask', he said.
'It made me feel like the Lone Ranger', he said.
'It made me feel like the Lone Ranger', he said.
Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white U.S. government official, “you have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.” The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, “Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?” The Chief stared at the government official then replied, “When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work. Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex.” Then the chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.”
Profpointy
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Most Finns would have used their teeth.
I used to do that as a party trick. Not wise in retrospect as I think my crowned molars are, in part, a result. Maybe they'd have gone wrong anyway but still, can't have helped. I think I've the odd chipped front tooth from wire stripping too.
Dayvo
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Beebo
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I think weve all been here
Due to someone dropping out...
Are there any people who are interested in a free private jet flight? (max. 8 people)
Will be leaving at 8.10am from Manchester Airport and first fly direct to London, where we will have breakfast and a couple of hours shopping. Afterwards we fly to Paris to enjoy a late lunch and a drink or two. Later on in the afternoon we will then fly back to London for an evening dining alfresco before staying in a 4 star hotel in the centre of the city. Early the next morning we depart London to be back at Manchester in good time for around 11am.
If you are interested, please PM me - preferably someone with a private jet, as that is the only thing I'm missing.
Are there any people who are interested in a free private jet flight? (max. 8 people)
Will be leaving at 8.10am from Manchester Airport and first fly direct to London, where we will have breakfast and a couple of hours shopping. Afterwards we fly to Paris to enjoy a late lunch and a drink or two. Later on in the afternoon we will then fly back to London for an evening dining alfresco before staying in a 4 star hotel in the centre of the city. Early the next morning we depart London to be back at Manchester in good time for around 11am.
If you are interested, please PM me - preferably someone with a private jet, as that is the only thing I'm missing.
