Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

This explains a lot actually

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

What do the German secret service drink beer from?

Clandesteins.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PeteXXX]

What do you get if you drop a pianoforte down a mineshaft?

 

[raleighnut]

What do you get if you drop a pianoforte down a mineshaft?

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Is that a miner key?

 

[PaulB]

Scientists have finally discover the language trees use to communicate amongst themselves.


It's called what...sap.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

In case the country goes mad post-Brexit and I have to quickly hide, I have a big pop art painting on my wall that hides a secret panic room.
I call it my handy war hole.

 

[Andy_R]

Is that a miner key?

A flat miner

 

[Cavalol]

I read in the paper about a zoo keeper being savaged to death by its only anteater. I don't believe that. Aardvark never killed anyone.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife said if I took one more picture of her, she'd leave me.




That's when I snapped.

 

[Salty seadog]

I read in the paper about a zoo keeper being savaged to death by its only anteater. I don't believe that. Aardvark never killed anyone.

Sub standard.

Your off for an early bath.

 

[Cavalol]

Doctor: Are you allergic to anything?
Me: Cats.
Doctor: Anything else?
Me: Grease.
Doctor: Is that everything?
Me: Most musicals, to be honest.