Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

If Jesus was God's only son, but we're all God's children .....
Does that mean that we're all girls!?

 

[Domus]

Reminds me of a Tee shirt Slogan I once saw.
“Jesus loves everyone”...............”but I’m his favourite”

 

[morrisman]

I accidentally spilled some white rum & pineapple juice while visiting CERN, and ended up making a Piña Collider.

 

[swee'pea99]

Reminds me of a Tee shirt Slogan I once saw.
“Jesus loves everyone”...............”but I’m his favourite”

Reminds me of my favourite card, given me by a friend. Idyllic scene on the front, with 'Jesus loves you'; open it, and on the inside 'Everyone else thinks you're a DAFFODIL!'

 

[Oldhippy]

I have a t shirt either "I found Jesus, he was behind the sofa the whole time" and another with "We all have imaginary friends, I just don't call mine Jesus".

 

[Dayvo]

 

[betty swollocks]

In Yorkshire ..... sadly Arkwright's wife of 60yrs died. They never missed church on Sunday, as they were very religious. He instructed the undertakers to put on her headstone “Lord, she was thine”.
But the monumental masons made a mistake.
When Arkwright visited the grave, he was horrified to see the headstone read “Lord, she was thin”
He rang the masons and angrily told them
“Tha missed off the e."
"Sorry, they said, we’ll fix it immediately."
So next time Arkwright went to the grave, he saw the headstone, it read ....
“e Lord, she was thin."

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Arjimlad]

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Could someone re-do that with a surfboard or a motherboard?

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Tenkaykev]

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They look like planks to me...

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

View: https://twitter.com/AccidentalP/status/1314109383043952645

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]