roley poley
Veteran
- Location
- leeds
now they tell us !! who do I sue first ?
Any good jokes ... ?
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betty swollocks
large member
The Egyptian government has instructed its capital's taxi drivers to drive around sounding their car horns.
It's hoped that a return to familiar urban sounds will help restore calm following the pandemic.
Operation Toot 'n' Calm 'Em has now swung into action.
It's hoped that a return to familiar urban sounds will help restore calm following the pandemic.
Operation Toot 'n' Calm 'Em has now swung into action.
betty swollocks
large member
My wife asked for a spa day for her birthday.
I can't wait till she opens it and I tell her it's pronounced spade.
I can't wait till she opens it and I tell her it's pronounced spade.
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
You're on fire today
Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
I asked 100 women what shampoo they used in the shower.
The No1 answer was, "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?"
The No1 answer was, "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE?"
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
Winston Churchill can’t have been a racist because he named himself after a Jamaican.
I have just pinched this hope you don't take offence.
ozboz
Guru
- Location
- Richmond ,Surrey
no at all !
Chromatic
Legendary Member
- Location
- Gloucestershire
Naughty and childish but made me chuckle.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
There's an Elbow tribute band called Arse. They're so good people don't know their Arse from their Elbow.
Profpointy
Legendary Member
That's sort if wrong but still quite funny
mistyoptic
Vintage
- Location
- A parallel reality
simon the viking
Guru
when my wife asked for a spa day i took her to a small local supermarket...
edit... realised i was beaten to this by @postman
