Any good jokes ... ?

[Joey Shabadoo]

A little girl asks her mum "mummy, how was I born" Her mother smiled and replied "once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful tiny seed. Your daddy planted it in the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed germinated and grew tall with many leaves until it became a lovely healthy plant. Then we dried it and smoked it and got so high we forgot to use a condom"

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I've just bought my pet duck a face mask so I can take him for a walk during corona virus.

It's nothing flashy but it fits the bill.

 

[Andy_R]

I say, I say.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?



Dung🛎🛎🛎

What's brown and sticky?



A stick.

 

[raleighnut]

What's brown and sticky?



A stick.

View: https://youtu.be/K05N2jqFHc8

 

[PaulB]

Shocking news just in....Beyonce has revealed her real father is Roy Castle. She has refused to use his surname.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[ozboz]

 

[Seevio]

 

[morrisman]

Forced to wear glasses and a facemask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.

 

[PeteXXX]

My new girlfriend, and I, were travelling to meet my parents when she got a flat tyre.

I called my parents and said "Sorry, mum, we're going to be a bit late. My girlfriend's got a p*ncture!"

"Oh," she replied, sadly "I thought you had a real one this time"

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

Scientists who were opposed to genetic engineering have managed to cross a seagull with a sheep, which is a massive ewe tern.

 

[tyred]

BREAKING NEWS: Insurance companies have advised campers that if their tent gets stolen during the night, they won't be covered.

 

[Salty seadog]

BREAKING NEWS: Insurance companies have advised campers that if their tent gets stolen during the night, they won't be covered.

Have a sympathy like. 🧐