Any good jokes ... ?

[postman]

Right i have finished with E bay. I am not going to buy anything else. It took them three weeks to supply the chicken pellets i ordered. And now they want their feedback.

 

[cisamcgu]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[burntoutbanger]

I know it's an old one but I haven't heard it for a while and it tickled me.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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Looks like Diesel Dave (from the show 'Diesel Brothers')
Especially with a helmet

#stillwatingfordieselbrotherstoreturntouktv

 

[PaulB]

The British Government have forced Cadbury to present a giant chocolate bar to the Bank of England. This will provide a big Boost to the economy.

 

[morrisman]

From Private Eye

 

[betty swollocks]

The British Government have forced Cadbury to present a giant chocolate bar to the Bank of England. This will provide a big Boost to the economy.

Will this avert a credit Crunchie?

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Dayvo]

Will this avert a credit Crunchie?

Please can you stay on Topic!

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[betty swollocks]

Two old boys in a nursing home were discussing whether they would be able to play cricket when they got to the other side. So they decided that whoever went first would try to come back so as to let the other know.

Soon after, one of them died, and a few nights later his mate was just drifting off to sleep, when he heard a voice,
“Bill, it's me Fred. I've come back with some good news and some bad news. The good news is that God loves cricket, and we can play every day as the sun is always shining and it only rains at night so the pitches are always in perfect condition."
"That's great Fred, but what's the bad news?"

"You're down to open the batting tomorrow."

 

[tyred]