Any good jokes ... ?

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Cavalol]

I used to go out with a girl called Lindsey Doyle. She smelt like a cricket bat.

 

[Cavalol]

Has anyone heard from Lulu recently? I hear she was stuck down a wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[screenman]

Mine certainly have.

Mine have not, trackie bottoms still got fine.

 

[PaulB]

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This works with Everton as well. Or any other football club you might like to disparage. Try it!

 

[Cavalol]

My wife said to me "I wish you would furlong"
I said 'Don't you mean furlough?'
"No, she replied, I want you to stay 220 yards away"

 

[rikki]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Dave7]

I found my wife crying in the kitchen at 0700 this morning.
She said "this diet is not working, I have just eaten 5 eggs"
"Fried" I asked.
She replied, no, Cadbury's.

 

[Archie_tect]

There were reports of an escaped big cat attacking deer in nearby woods yesterday, so when we went out for our daily walk, I put my trainers on instead of my walking shoes. Mrs A_T laughed saying I couldn't outrun a lion or a leopard... I said I didn't need to, just her...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I was at the chemist today and asked the girl "what kills coronavirus?" She answered "Ammonia cleaner". I said "I'm sorry, I thought you worked here".

 

[morrisman]