Any good jokes ... ?
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A man says: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every day my wife seems to lose her temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The man says: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”
The doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”
The doctor says: “I have a cure for that. When it seems that your wife is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don’t swallow it until she either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later the man comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.
The man says: “Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my wife started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and she calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?”
The doctor says: “The water itself does nothing. It’s keeping your mouth shut that does the trick.”
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
betty swollocks
large member
I'm beginning to miss people I don't even like.
You'll need to improve your aim then, won't you.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
I love to sit in the park and watch the kids run and jump.
They don't know I'm using blanks.
They don't know I'm using blanks.
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
A man needed free WiFI so went into a bar which advertised a free connection. A notice at the door said, 'WiFi Password? - please first ask at the bar for a drink'.
He walked up to the bar and ordered a gin and tonic and then asked the barman what the password was, he said "PleaseFirstAskAtTheBarForAdrink".
He walked up to the bar and ordered a gin and tonic and then asked the barman what the password was, he said "PleaseFirstAskAtTheBarForAdrink".
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There's been far too many jokes about pop music on this thread! Can we please just Stop! In the name of love?
betty swollocks
large member
An old Yorkshireman is on his deathbed.
"Is my wife here?"
"Yes dear I'm here."
"Are my children here?"
"Yes dad, we are here."
"Are my grandchildren here?"
"We are here grandad."
"Then why is the toilet light on?"
"Is my wife here?"
"Yes dear I'm here."
"Are my children here?"
"Yes dad, we are here."
"Are my grandchildren here?"
"We are here grandad."
"Then why is the toilet light on?"
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
Well, I would do anything for love but I won't do that
