Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

This drinking at home instead of a pub just isn't working, tonight I almost asked my wife for her phone number.

 

[Freds Dad]

 

[PaulB]

How do you work out how heavy a chilli pepper is?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[CharlesF]

 

[Dayvo]

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Good job you didn't XXXX it! 😳

😉

 

[Cavalol]

Can anyone tell me is it safe to dye your pubes?


It's a bit of a grey area.

 

[Dayvo]

Not a joke per se but I found it very funny! 😆


View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVp3_BzIbvg

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

I’ve recently taken up fishing and I’m loving it, but do I really have to store the maggots in my mouth to keep them warm?

I await the answer with baited breath.

 

[Cavalol]

They’re doing a modern high tech remake of Kojak in America.


The cctv will be played by Telly Surveillance.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

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Things can't be that bad or she'd be giving him away!

 

[Seevio]