Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
Any good jokes ... ?
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welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Please take your clothes out of your wardrobe and air them out and allow them to stand in sunlight.
Studies have shown that during this lockdown period, clothes kept locked away in wardrobes have a tendency to shrink .
Studies have shown that during this lockdown period, clothes kept locked away in wardrobes have a tendency to shrink .
guitarpete247
Just about surviving
- Location
- Leicestershire
Mine certainly have.
betty swollocks
large member
The Vikings decided to invade Britain.
On hearing this, the wife of Erik the Fearsome, the Viking chief asked him,
“If you find yourself anywhere near Sheffield, can you bring me back a stainless steel sink?”
“I promise I will," replied Erik.
The invasion went ahead, and the Vikings did eventually reach Sheffield. There was heavy fighting, and Erik received a severe blow to the head, rendering him sightless. He told his men to collect as many steel ingots as they could, whilst he fumbled about trying to keep the promise he made to his wife.
Still blind, he and his men boarded their long boats and returned home. He had still not regained his sight, but was happy to present his wife with her gift.
“What’s this, this isn’t a sink, it’s a hod, what builders use to carry bricks in?
”I am truly sorry, but I suppose a hod's as good as a sink to a blind Norse."
On hearing this, the wife of Erik the Fearsome, the Viking chief asked him,
“If you find yourself anywhere near Sheffield, can you bring me back a stainless steel sink?”
“I promise I will," replied Erik.
The invasion went ahead, and the Vikings did eventually reach Sheffield. There was heavy fighting, and Erik received a severe blow to the head, rendering him sightless. He told his men to collect as many steel ingots as they could, whilst he fumbled about trying to keep the promise he made to his wife.
Still blind, he and his men boarded their long boats and returned home. He had still not regained his sight, but was happy to present his wife with her gift.
“What’s this, this isn’t a sink, it’s a hod, what builders use to carry bricks in?
”I am truly sorry, but I suppose a hod's as good as a sink to a blind Norse."
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Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Do you know, I never realised just how popular I am in my village. Last night I took the dog out for a walk, and as I turned back into my road around eight o'clock everyone came out onto their doorsteps and started applauding me.
I damn near choked up.
I damn near choked up.
Mike Ayling
Veteran
- Location
- Melbourne Downunda
Should be apples and pears !
glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
It looks like he's taken the pith.
Oh, Tarquin, surely it should be Kumquats and Snow berries...
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
Is that kosher?
