Any good jokes ... ?

[swee'pea99]

Trying to decide between buying some heron-like birds and watching an Aussie comedian.

Egrets, I've had a few, but then again, to view Tim Minchin.

Blimey, that's pretty tortuous, even by your twisted standards.

 

[raleighnut]

Blimey, that's pretty tortuous, even by your twisted standards.

I dunno first mention of Egrets for ages.

 

[Vantage]

Aerobars.

 

[morrisman]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[stephec]

An English man, an Irish man, and a Scotsman walk into a bar.......

Ah, I remember those days.

 

[Profpointy]

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Brilliant ! Particularly like the Timon of Athens one

 

[tony111]

Timon, wasn't he in the Lion King?

 

[tony111]

 

[Profpointy]

Timon, wasn't he in the Lion King?

I guess that was the sequel.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[oldfatfool]

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John The Baptits.

It's called a frickin tea cake.

 

[Cavalol]

It's called a frickin tea cake.

The moment scone now.

 

[betty swollocks]