Any good jokes ... ?

[Lullabelle]

 

[Angus McCoatup]

Walking down the high street last night, I could hear Abba songs being played really loudly. I could hear the drums from Nandos

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

This Coronavirus turns people in Italy into pigeons

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PaulSB]

 

[Seevio]

At my funeral, I want someone to take the wreath from my casket and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.

 

[postman]

Lost Property in Naples Airport has a case of Coronavirus,would passenger Di Maggio please collect.

 

[PaulB]

A thief has stolen all the motorway signs in Yorkshire. The police are looking for Leeds.

 

[rikki]

 

[rikki]

Some people aren't shaking hands because of the coronavirus.
I've stopped shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[rikki]

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Especially not this week.

 

[morrisman]

A thief has stolen all the motorway signs in Yorkshire. The police are looking for Leeds.

They found the person who stole all the signs, they didn't realise it was hime 'til they visited his house and the signs were all there

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[simon.r]

Had to use lettuce as I’d run out of toilet paper yesterday. It’s just the tip of the iceberg.