Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

I'm experimenting with making sardine flavour tea.

I was considering using mackerel, but that's a completely different kettle of fish.

 

[Dayvo]

Just seen this on the BBC website:

The UK was in the EU last time Tottenham had a shot in the Premier League.

 

[PaulB]

I've just started the Adam Ant diet.
Don't chew ever, don't chew ever.

 

[Cavalol]

I've called my dog Fruit Liqueur.

Every time I go near him he Schnapps at me.

 

[Cavalol]

If Russia invaded Turkey from the rear, would Greece help?

 

[Cavalol]

What dessert comes back if you throw it?

A boomeringue.

 

[Cavalol]

Me: Oh no, our neighbour has died!

My Wife: Who, Ray?

Me: I don't think cheering is appropriate, Susan.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

I think drug use gets a bad reputation when you consider all the beautiful things it's given to the world like rock 'n' roll and sporting achievements.

 

[raleighnut]

I think drug use gets a bad reputation when you consider all the beautiful things it's given to the world like rock 'n' roll and sporting achievements.

Warning NSFW.


View: https://youtu.be/Emlq_4imaik

 

[PaulB]

Today is national librarian day. They kept that quiet.

 

[PaulB]

So the Kansas City Chiefs have won Super Bowl 2020. That's an incredible achievement and they have come a long way since they released "Ruby" and "I Predict a Riot".

 

[Arjimlad]

I have finally got rid of my Dusty Springfield memorabilia and LP collection.

Now I just don't know what to do with my shelf !

 

[Dayvo]

I'm giving up drinking for a month.

Sorry, bad punctuation.

I'm giving up. Drinking for a month.