Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy_R]

A friend of mine's father had been in the RAF. He had been posted to Australia and always described Western Australia as GAFA. The Great Australian F... All.

Also know as "Wall to wall bugger all"

 

[colly]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Stolen from FB

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Where I saw it too, on;
View: https://www.facebook.com/EmergencyServicesHumour/photos/a.1623050511301796/2532574577016047/?type=3&theater



To be retitled, to include (any of) the present Land Rover model line-up
(particularly if there's grass verges, or high kerbs)

 

[Moon bunny]

Four people sat in a pub, conversation starts to lag:
1st person: If you could have any super-power, what would it be?
2nd: X-ray vision.
3rd: Extra-ordinary strength.
4th: Russia.

 

[Arjimlad]

https://twitter.com/thisismenic70

I'm exhausted.. Just got back from delivering a roll of bubble wrap.. . . When I asked where to put it.. the woman said to pop it in the corner... . . 5hrs it took me....

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Had a row with my boss this morning.
Just another one of the perks of working at a boating pond!

 

[glasgowcyclist]

My pal failed his aboriginal music exam.

I asked him, "Did you redo it?"

 

[oldfatfool]

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Someone's been on the vindaloo

 

[glasgowcyclist]

I've been learning the hokey-kokey recently.
Not all of it, just the ins and outs.

 

[Threevok]

I've been learning the hokey-kokey recently.
Not all of it, just the ins and outs.

That's what it's all about

 

[roadrash]

That's what it's all about

don't forget your coat on the way out.....

 

[glasgowcyclist]

What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer’s arm?

A tattoo.

 

[raleighnut]

What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummer’s arm?

A tattoo.

things you never hear, "that's the drummers Porsche outside"

 

[glasgowcyclist]

things you never hear, "that's the drummers Porsche outside"

What’s the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the information into a drum machine once.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five: One to screw the bulb in, and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it.