Any good jokes ... ?

[Smokin Joe]

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are due to be executed on the same day.
The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be
mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."
"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"
"That you kill me first."

 

[Supersuperleeds]

And another of his brothers, Harry, makes sweets in Newcastle.

Another brother, Yogi, was a bit of a nomad and lived in the wild in Jellystone park with another brother Boo Boo.

 

[Cavalol]

When I asked Kim Jung-Un what his favourite missiles were, he went ballistic.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife said I should treat her like a queen, so tomorrow I'm going to have her beheaded.

 

[PaulB]

We tried to use a Ouija board last night but it only spelled out "ah ah ah ah stayin alive stayin alive". It was then we realised we were trying to use a Bee Gee board.


Ahm ear all week.

 

[Smokin Joe]

I was an hour late for my train today, but luckily when I reached the station, it was still there... The people must have wondered, "Where the hell is the driver?"

 

[Andy_R]

For sale: Electric Claw Hammer.

£10 or nearest. Wife bought me a cordless one for Christmas...

 

[Cavalol]

How do you poison someone from the Midlands? Use Dudley nightshade.

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[roadrash]

My dyslexic friend reckons Gillette is the best thing since sliced beard.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Not a joke but we don't have anywhere else to post general funny stuff

NSFW by the way - sweary words



View: https://youtu.be/cuQZ6rALub8

 

[Nibor]

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Broke my duck on Saturday bought a new frame.

 

[Threevok]

80p for half-soaked peas ???

That's a bit steep

 

[swee'pea99]

80p for half-soaked peas ???

That's a bit steep

Eh?