Any good jokes ... ?

[Threevok]

I'm taking my local Despondency suffers Groups on a trip to Thailand

We were going to Bangkok, but then I thought Phuket

 

[CharlesF]

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library next Monday.

 

[Threevok]

I'm really into Garage music at the moment


Although, forecourt announcements and the beeping from angry motorists does tend to spoil it a little

 

[Threevok]

Due to my poor typing skills, I have inadvertently invited Satan around for eggnog, instead of Santa

Shall I play Devil's Advocaat ?

 

[Cavalol]

My wife has thrown away my lyrics to 'Blackberry Way'. What am I supposed to do now?

 

[colly]

 

[Cavalol]

The local youths have covered the bus stop in curry again - such mindless vindaloosm.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

"We're only going for bread and milk" she said.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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I can't believe it's not Buddha.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[PaulB]

 

[CharlesF]

When 3 people have sex, it's a threesome. When 2 people have sex, it's a twosome.

Now I understand why they call me handsome.