Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

I've bought my wife a telepathic abacus. It's the thought that counts.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

What do you get if you divide 22 sheep into 7 pens?


A Shepherd's Pi

 

[ClichéGuevara]

Well I've done my good deed for Christmas. The old lady in front of me in the queue at Asda, her shopping came to £51 but she only had £50. She didn't want me to help her but I insisted. In no time at all we had all her shopping back on the shelves.

 

[Cavalol]

I'm worried that everyone is saying I'm a Belgian detective behind my back.

Maybe I'm being Poirotnoid.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[PaulB]

Worst Christmas present ever? A Bonnie Tyler satnav. It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.

 

[raleighnut]

Worst Christmas present ever? A Bonnie Tyler satnav. It keeps telling me to turn around and every now and then it falls apart.

Not as bad as the Byrds one my mate had, that just told you to turn, turn, turn.

 

[Venod]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PeteXXX]

How does good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even..

🎅

 

[Kempstonian]

Not as bad as the Byrds one my mate had, that just told you to turn, turn, turn.

I had a Fleetwood Mac one that always said 'Go your own way'

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

I had a Fleetwood Mac one that always said 'Go your own way'

That's better than the Talking Heads one I had. Telling me that "We're on a road to nowhere" was not very helpful!

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Dayvo]