Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.

 

[Salty seadog]

39 years since Stiff Little Fingers did it -

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Rigid digits.

 

[morrisman]

My doctor told me my chronic diarrhoea is inherited.
Runs in the family.

 

[Cavalol]

I’ve got my nephew a small building to put all his toy soldiers in for Christmas.

It’s not much, but it’s the fort that counts.


(P.s: SLF are absolutely magic live, seen them twice now, once circa 1981, the other in last 12 months)

 

[Spartak]

(P.s: SLF are absolutely magic live, seen them twice now, once circa 1981, the other in last 12 months)

I saw them in Bristol a few years ago....
Great gig 👍

 

[Chris S]

 

[Salty seadog]

My doctor told me my chronic diarrhoea is inherited.
Runs in the family.

Same here dude. Its all in the jeans. Genes.

 

[colly]

I'm not sure they were looking hard enough.

 

[Cavalol]

Flash Gordon has successfully cut off his enemy’s supply of washing detergent. He is now Ming the Persil-less.

 

[Cavalol]

My daughter is getting very good at her Do-Re-Mi, even if I do say so myself.

 

[colly]

Last night about 9.30 l opened my front door to carol singers.
I said:
'Do you know Silent Night?'

'Yes'
they replied

I said:
' Well f*** off because l want one.'

 

[Cavalol]

Our soul tribute band used to play such a good version of You To Me Are Everything' that people thought we were The Real Thing.

 

[Mike Ayling]

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I thought that it was David who had the triumph!

 

[Cavalol]

In Birmingham, if you introduce yourself as a lawyer, nobody believes you.

 

[Cavalol]

I thought that it was David who had the triumph!

Are you getting confused with Hark the Herald?