Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Angel of the Morph

 

[Bazzer]

I was out last night with Sheila Ferguson (formerly of The Three Degrees). We seemed to hit it off, so I couldn't resist asking "When will I see you again?"

 

[Cavalol]

I haven't had a wee for about four weeks now. I'm beginning to think it was a waste of money buying that garden slide.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Oldbloke]

I was out last night with Sheila Ferguson (formerly of The Three Degrees). We seemed to hit it off, so I couldn't resist asking "When will I see you again?"

Was it a precious moment?

 

[Cavalol]

I've joined the local Dyslexia Brass Band. I play Toblerone.

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Cavalol]

The decade that most boats were rescued from distress was the seventies. Of course, that was when flares were fashionable.

 

[colly]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Dayvo]

 

[PaulB]

I got a text from my wife last night to tell me she was in Casualty. I raced home and watched all 50 minutes of it and she wasn't in it once! She didn't come home last night and I hope she gets here soon because I'm starving.

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Cavalol]

I’m currently painting my front door. Here’s a tip: Don’t knock it till you’ve dried it.

 

[Cavalol]

I just heard that an old mate of mine has got leprosy. I think I’ll give him a bell.