Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

Crossword help please:

9 Across: Pavarotti gets Angry. (5,5)

Actually my mistake, that's tenor cross.

 

[roadrash]

View: https://www.facebook.com/barbara.weibel/videos/10157187240353564/?t=188

 

[Profpointy]

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I give up. I know you should't explain jokes but I gotta know

 

[PeteXXX]

I give up. I know you should't explain jokes but I gotta know

Maybe not so much a joke, more like a response to the previous post..
And, PlanetX is becoming a bit of a joke?

 

[Chris S]

Labour are going to give everybody free broadband

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

Turns out Godzilla had a son.

Jesuszilla.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

How do so many people get simple sayings wrong?

Answers on a coastguard, please...

 

[Cavalol]

 

[morrisman]

This morning a skeletal hooded figure helped me scrape my windscreen, it was only later I realised I had been de-icing with death

 

[PeteXXX]