Any good jokes ... ?

[welsh dragon]

My goal this year was to lose 10lbs. I only have 15lbs to go.

 

[Archie_tect]

"Go on", they said.
"Don't let little things get you down!", they said.
"Smile- things could be a lot worse!", they said.

So I smiled, and they were.

I'm supporting https://crisis.org.uk this winter.... things could be a LOT worse.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[welsh dragon]

A joke courtesy of @Mo1959 .

2 old ladies are sitting in the church. One turns to the other and says "my butt has gone to sleep ".

The other old lady says "I know. I heard it snore 3 times ".

 

[Dayvo]

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I posted that this morning, but, like Epstein, it mysteriously disappeared!

 

[welsh dragon]

I posted that this morning, but, like Epstein, it mysteriously disappeared!

Just give it a bit of time and this one will as well.

 

[Salty seadog]

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I posted that this morning, but, like Epstein, it mysteriously disappeared!

Let's see how deep the mystery goes. 🧐

 

[Lullabelle]

Because I was late to the cannibal feast they gave me the cold shoulder.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Cavalol]

How did Jesus get his shopping home from the supermarket?

Lidl donkey.

 

[Cavalol]

"I've got 1,760 yards of paddy fields"


He said, with a rice mile.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

"I've got 1,760 yards of paddy fields"


He said, with a rice mile.

Only Connect fan?

 

[Dayvo]

Well, I can't dispute this!