Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I managed to contact the spirit of our window cleaner who died recently.

I used a Squeegee board.

 

[Cavalol]

Not spoke to my dad in 20 years.

He is a bus driver, you're not allowed to.

 

[PaulB]

I can't stand people who use alternative words to avoid offending others........it gets right on my mammary glands.

 

[Cavalol]

I'm a social drinker. If I see someone drinking I say 'social I'.

 

[PeteXXX]

Or one person 8 times😉

 

[colly]

 

[Domus]

I do hope the letter is real ⬆

 

[Chromatic]

Anyone remember the Henry Root letters?

 

[EltonFrog]

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I do hope the letter is real ⬆

I want it to be True.

 

[Dayvo]

Always thought Trump was a cheese brain or meat head and here's the evidence.

 

[Nigeyy]

Thank you, that really made me laugh. It was the Spandau Ballet bit that got me! I do so hope it is a real letter -obviously it would be comedy "gold" and a copy of that post should be sent in to them.....

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[Joey Shabadoo]

Seen whilst on holiday

 

[Cavalol]

Bad collision on the A737 earlier between two red tractors.

Don’t know if anyone was hurt, but it looked massey.

 

[Cavalol]

I got so sick of the trick and treaters the other night, that I just turned the lights off.

Sod the ships - my lighthouse, my rules.

 

[morrisman]

I recently discovered I can move my sister's daughters through the air with my brain but not her sons.
I think I have telekinieces.