Any good jokes ... ?

[CharlesF]

Did you know that 97% of the world is stupid?


Luckily I’m in the other 5%.

 

[EltonFrog]

Rumors are circulating that Arnold Schwanzenegger has a love child with a Deliveroo Driver from Isleworth

Apparently its an Osterley Pizza Baby

I think I have read every joke on this thread in since 2012. That joke is either genius or the worst joke ever. Ever ever ever. I’m not sure.

 

[Chris S]

Did you know that 97% of the world is stupid?
Luckily I’m in the other 5%.

And 50% of people have a below average IQ

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[oldfatfool]

Dep

And 50% of people have a below average IQ

Ends how you calculate the average.

 

[oldfatfool]

Dep

And 50% of people have a below average IQ

Depends how you calculate the average.

 

[Paulus]

All the cakes in a bakers window were priced at 50p. Except one that was priced at £1.
When questioned the baker replied------



"That's my Madeira cake".

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Chris S]

"I thought you were having a dry New Year's Eve?"
"This is dry, it's a Sauvignon Blanc"

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

"That's my Madeira cake".

That's better

Nice one tho'

 

[Archie_tect]

I should probably start reading from Page 1 again... I'll've forgotten them all by now!

 

[Milkfloat]

I should probably start reading from Page 1 again... I'll've forgotten them all by now!

I don't think you have, they each get repeated frequently.

 

[Archie_tect]

I don't think you have, they each get repeated frequently.

That's the beauty of a really bad memory- I never know!

 

[Archie_tect]

At this rate, every day will a completely fresh and new adventure... the polar opposite of Groundhog Day!!