Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Smokin Joe]

Daffy Duck calls the hotel desk & asks for a condom. They ask "Shall we put it on your bill" he says "Are u thucking thupid I'll thuffocate!"

 

[Dave7]

My wife said that if I don't get off of her computer so she can use it she'll slam my head on the keyboard, but I think she's jokinfjreoiwjrtwe4to8rkljreun8f4ny8

 

[roadrash]

scotish man in court for having sex with a cat, the judge dismissed the case saying …"no scotsman has ever put anything in a kitty"

 

[postman]

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis

Leeds has it's own Big Apple an estate named Bramley Leeds 13.

 

[PaulSB]

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your pigeon doesn't come home, what you've lost is a pigeon.

Love it

 

[Cavalol]

How many times has Dracula wandered off without telling me?

I’ve lost Count.

 

[PaulB]

Because of today's rain and generally bad weather, I was going to go to the climbing wall but it turns out someone has stolen all the hand-holds and grips. Honestly, you couldn't make it up.

 

[Fnaar]

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[Cavalol]

I've overcome dyslexia and qualified as a funeral director.

I'll give my competitors an urn for their money.

 

[Chris S]

Did you hear about the compulsive w@nker?
He fell down the stairs and broke his pyjama trousers.

 

[G3CWI]

The factory unit next to ours manufactures ravioli. I bet they make a tidy packet.

 

[Threevok]

Rumors are circulating that Arnold Schwanzenegger has a love child with a Deliveroo Driver from Isleworth

Apparently its an Osterley Pizza Baby

 

[Salty seadog]

Rumors are circulating that Arnold Schwanzenegger has a love child with a Deliveroo Driver from Isleworth

Apparently its an Osterley Pizza Baby

Go and wait outside the headmasters office.

 

[Rezillo]

Rumors are circulating that Arnold Schwanzenegger has a love child with a Deliveroo Driver from Isleworth
Apparently its an Osterley Pizza Baby

That's just......just...sooo wrong.