glenn forger
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I used to out with a girl who worked in a pet shop. Biggest parakeets you've ever seen.
What does the B stand for in Benoit B Mandelbrot's name?
My wife left me because of my compulsive gambling. I must win her back.
My next door neighbour came banging on my door earlier, shouting and panicking, saying that there had been a terrible road accident and that Jeremy Vine had been run down and was lying in the road, unconcious and bleeding very heavily, and he asked to use my phone.
"What's wrong with yours?", I asked.
He replies, "The camera isn't very good"
If, like me you are curious, you can google 'new airport scanner practice' It is not very funny, and involves nudity.I applied for a part time job with the TSA last week. They said I qualified to run the new airport full body scanners.
On Friday they sent me a secure web page to practice on by scanning with the mouse over the picture.
I've been practicing all weekend and will start the new job on Wednesday.
CLICK ON THIS...NEW AIRPORT SCANNER PRACTICE PAGE
Edit: Link Deleted by Mod
If, like me you are curious, you can google 'new airport scanner practice' It is not very funny, and involves nudity.
Two communists in a nudist camp.. One says to the other "Have you read Marx, Comrade?"
"Yes" says t'other one" I think it's the wicker furniture"
Do you mean Jeremy Kyle?