Any good jokes ... ?

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XRHYSX

A Big Bad Lorry Driver
thats quite funny, as when I went into Boots and asked for deodorant the assistant asked " Ball or Aerosol" and I replied " neither it is for under my arms "
brilliant, just spat my tea out at that one:rofl:
 

s7ephanie

middle of nowhere in France
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy Crap?.

That must be my husband!' So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!' The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started.....
 

XRHYSX

A Big Bad Lorry Driver
A traffic warden goes for his dinner in a restaurant and asks the waitress for gammon and eggs with fries. "No, on second thoughts I will have the steak special." He said. "I am sorry," she replied, "I have started writing the ticket out now, there is nothing I can do about it."
 

EltonFrog

Legendary Member
I've just quit my job at the helium balloon factory. I won't be spoken to like that.

Now that is a funny gag.
 
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