A man drives to work in his car one day. When he gets there, his mate sees two penguins sitting in the back of the car.
His mate says, "Why’ve you got 2 penguins in the back seat?"
The man says "I found ‘em abandoned by the side of the road, but I don’t know what to do with ‘em."
"You should take them to the zoo." says his mate.
"That's a good idea, I’ll do that" says the man.
The next day, the fella drives to work again, and again his mate see that the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey” says the mate “I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"I did," says the man, "We had such a good time, I’m taking them to the seaside tomorrow."