Any good jokes ... ?

[betty swollocks]

 

[PaulB]

BREAKING NEWS..... Paul McCartney has been disqualified from the London Marathon.




He was banned on the run.

 

[Dave7]

BREAKING NEWS..... Paul McCartney has been disqualified from the London Marathon.




He was banned on the run.

Is there a "groan" button?
Cant find one so I have had to press the like one

 

[Dave7]

I bought a jar of molasses the other day, it got me thinking 'I wonder what they do with the rest of the mole?'

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Cavalol]

If you think I'm obsessed with Supertramp, you should take a look at my girlfriend.

 

[Cavalol]

I've decided against buying a pig skin money organiser. They're pork wallety.

 

[Cavalol]

Why do people still claim Elvis is alive?

1. For the money 2. For the show.

 

[Cavalol]

Everyone rattles on about The Great British Bake Off, but when I entered my wife in the local cake making show we got thrown out for lewd behaviour.

 

[Cavalol]

Had a date last night with someone from PlentyOfFish, who'd described herself as a 'fox'. Turns out she's just ginger and eats from bins.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Everyone rattles on about The Great British Bake Off, but when I entered my wife in the local cake making show we got thrown out for lewd behaviour.

You're lucky, when I entered my dog at Crufts I got 2 years' probation.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Smokin Joe]

The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. The problem is no one runs in your family.

 

[morrisman]

I took the batteries out of my carbon monoxide alarm as its loud beeping was giving me a headache and making me feel dizzy and sick.

 

[Dayvo]

My wife hasn't talked to me for two weeks now: and she seems to think it's a punishment!