Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

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A lot of truth in that (and Bud light imo)

 

[benb]

A lot of truth in that (and Bud light imo)

They were promoting it at a pub I was in, and gave me a free pint.
I couldn't drink it, even though it was free. It was quite revolting.

 

[Profpointy]

They were promoting it at a pub I was in, and gave me a free pint.
I couldn't drink it, even though it was free. It was quite revolting.

A good rule of thumb is any beer that is actually advertised is in fact terrible. I have never seen a decent real ale nor a quality belgian beer advertised.

 

[rvw]

St George is the patron saint of tea, whereas the patron saint of coffee is St Arbucks.

If we are going along those lines, may I offer...

St Oop - patron saint of tall people
St Agnant - patron saint of swamps
St Ocious - patron saint of drunks

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

St. Michael, the patron saint of pre-packed sandwiches.

 

[PaulB]

I cant believe that my local petrol station has upped the price of the air. To pump my car tyres it has now gone from 20p to 50p...

Now that's inflation!!

 

[Profpointy]

St. Michael, the patron saint of pre-packed sandwiches.

And underpants

 

[Arjimlad]

Wish I'd known about this earlier.

 

[Lullabelle]

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[PaulB]

Due to an unfortunate spacing error while booking our holiday, I am now looking forward to a week on the Norfolk B roads.

 

[Cavalol]

My wife never ever agreed with me before her transplant, but now she’s had a change of heart.

 

[Dave7]

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I like that one.
Does that mean I have a problem

 

[PaulB]

I always get a 147 whenever I play snooker, which is great because it stops right outside the snooker hall.