Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

ƃuılıəɔ əɥʇ uo ƃuıɔuɐp əɹ,noʎ uəɥʍ˙˙˙ƃuıləəɟ ɐ ʇɐɥʍ ɥoo ɥoo

 

[Dave7]

ƃuılıəɔ əɥʇ uo ƃuıɔuɐp əɹ,noʎ uəɥʍ˙˙˙ƃuıləəɟ ɐ ʇɐɥʍ ɥoo ɥoo

Now I do like that. How is it done, or did you copy it ?

 

[Cavalol]

I want to play all of ELO's albums back-to-back, but I don't have Time.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I want to play all of ELO's albums back-to-back, but I don't have Time.

People do that all over the world.

 

[Cavalol]

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Bravo, one like just doesn't cover that.

 

[Oldbloke]

I want to play all of ELO's albums back-to-back, but I don't have Time.

Just don't let it bring you down.

 

[roadrash]

all these puns are causing too much ….CONFUSION, I had better ...HOLD ON TIGHT TO MY DREAMS ,in the ...TWILIGHT

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[PaulB]

I used to go out with a girl called Lyndsey Doyle. She smelled like a cricket bat.

 

[Cavalol]

I have always wanted to live in a world without plagiarism.

You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Blue]

Pardon me if it's been on the thread before.

 

[Dave7]

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Pardon me if it's been on the thread before.

It probably has but so what, its a classic. I have read/heard it before but its still worth a "like"

 

[PaulSB]

 

[Dayvo]

A 62-year-old woman has superglued herself to a prominent London landmark and is refusing to move until the climate changes.

The stunt is understood to be in protest at politicians refusing to listen and act on her demands. The demonstration is part of the Leading The Tories To Extinction Rebellion.

She has been named locally as Theresa Mary May, although it is understood that she suffers from delusions about running the country.