Any good jokes ... ?

[PaulB]

I remember an incident last Easter when I got a whole hot cross bun stuck in my throat. It took a giant Philips screwdriver to get it out.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[Lullabelle]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[morrisman]

Just been watching the Antiques Roadshow. Somebody brought in 69 ceramic wall coverings for valuation. That's just under the national Spode limit of 70 Tiles per Shower.

 

[EltonFrog]

Just been watching the Antiques Roadshow. Somebody brought in 69 ceramic wall coverings for valuation. That's just under the national Spode limit of 70 Tiles per Shower.

Ok, and then what happened?

 

[PaulB]

A lady walks into a Geordie hairdressers. 'Can you give me a perm?' she asks.

'Certainly, Madam' says the hairdresser, 'Ah wandered lernly as a clood...'

 

[Speicher]

Ok, and then what happened?

The explanation went over the top of his head.

 

[PaulB]

Why do dogs float in water?

Because they're good buoys.

 

[Speicher]

Why do dogs float in water?

Because they're good buoys.

What if they sink

their teeth into you?

 

[PaulB]

100 years ago, everyone had horses and only the rich owned cars.

Now, everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.

The stables have turned.

 

[Dayvo]

 

[morrisman]

St George is the patron saint of tea, whereas the patron saint of coffee is St Arbucks.

 

[Cavalol]

Fell through an invisible window this morning. Didn't feel the pane.