Any good jokes ... ?

[vernon]

That bloke from Filey?

He told jokes so dryly.

 

[JtB]

What do you call a Spanish man who has just been discharged from hospital?
Manuel

I thought this was a thread for GOOD jokes :-p

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What do you call a Spanish man who has just been discharged from hospital?
Manuel

What did the spanish farmer say to his chickens?

Ole

 

[fossala]

God dammit, he said good...

 

[mrandmrspoves]

I thought this was a thread for GOOD jokes :-p

Well it made this simple soul smile!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What's a spanish fisherman's favourite percussion instrument?

castanets.

 

[mrandmrspoves]

He told jokes so dryly.

About Carol Smillie?

 

[vernon]

About Carol Smillie?

He did it ever so shyly.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

While thinking of Kylie...

 

[colly]

..somewhat slyly.

 

[vernon]

Which was mistaken for shyly

 

[Archie_tect]

Spanish firemen, Hose A and Hose B.

 

[JtB]

The Spaniard whose car gets stolen.....
Carlos

 

[jayonabike]

I thought Manual Labour was a Spanish waiter.

Then again, I though Hertz van Rental was a Dutch painter.

 

[jayonabike]

What do you call a spanish footballer with no legs?

Gracias