Of course, much better thanks.
Any good jokes ... ?
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vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
It's our contribution to perpetuating the great Welsh vowel shortage. The consonants must not be allowed to be constant.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Welsh Countdown must be hilarious.... I'l have a consonant please Carol.... another, another, another... ...another
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
no, well yes, I don't know, but she is a joke, but not a very funny one
sorry normal service will resume shortlyWelsh has 2 more vowels than English, A E I O U W Y.It's our contribution to perpetuating the great Welsh vowel shortage. The consonants must not be allowed to be constant.
subaqua
What’s the point
- Location
- Leytonstone
Welsh has more vowels than English http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Welsh/Alphabet so it is English which has the Great Vowel Shortage .It's our contribution to perpetuating the great Welsh vowel shortage. The consonants must not be allowed to be constant.
and Rhyl is one L of a place
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Rhyly?
mrandmrspoves
Middle aged bald git.
- Location
- Narfuk
A man walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer from the rather voluptuous bar lady. He then stands at the bar staring intently at her breasts. After a while the bar lady notices him staring and tells him to stop being such a sleaze.
The man says he's sorry to have offended her but assures her he isn't a sleaze. He explains to her that he is a mamologist and she asks him what that means.
He replies it is a branch of science that enables him to tell a woman's age to the exact day just by feeling her breasts.
The bar lady dismisses this as absolute rubbish - but the man insists it's true. Eventually the bar lady tells him to prove it and the man starts to systematically feel her breasts. After about 5 minutes of this she starts to get annoyed and asks the man to tell her when she was born.
After a few seconds thought the man replies.............. 'Yesterday! '
The man says he's sorry to have offended her but assures her he isn't a sleaze. He explains to her that he is a mamologist and she asks him what that means.
He replies it is a branch of science that enables him to tell a woman's age to the exact day just by feeling her breasts.
The bar lady dismisses this as absolute rubbish - but the man insists it's true. Eventually the bar lady tells him to prove it and the man starts to systematically feel her breasts. After about 5 minutes of this she starts to get annoyed and asks the man to tell her when she was born.
After a few seconds thought the man replies.............. 'Yesterday! '
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
mrandmrspoves
Middle aged bald git.
- Location
- Narfuk
What do you call a Spanish man who has just been discharged from hospital?
Manuel
Manuel
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
Dayvo
just passin' through
- Location
- 59° 50′ 5.55″ N, 10° 47′ 41.89″ E
That bloke from Filey?
