Any good jokes ... ?

[TheDoctor]

What do we want?
A CURE FOR TOURETTES!!
When do we want it?
daffodil!!

 

[vernon]

Q. What's black and brown and looks good on Michael Gove?

A. A rottweiler.

 

[TheDoctor]

You can always tell a politician, but you can't tell them much.

 

[vernon]

Q. How do you save Michael Gove from drowning?

A. Take your foot off his head.

 

[jayonabike]

"What do we want?"
"A cure for Alzheimers"
"When do we want it?"
"Want what ?"

 

[Archie_tect]

What do we want?
Why are we here?
Who do you think I am?

 

[XRHYSX]

While Jim Apple was having trouble introducing himself in France,

at a hotel in Berlin, his friend Gordon Morgan was having similar problems when he arrived for breakfast.

 

[Mr Haematocrit]

Decided to burn lots of calories today...... So I set fire to a fat kid

 

[smokeysmoo]

Islamophobia?


If you're scared of baby sheep it is.

 

[XRHYSX]

In England, they will take a tree, cut it down, remove the branches and the bark until they are left with a cylinder. Next, they will take the cylinder of wood and turn it on a lathe and whittle away until they are left with a perfectly formed bat. The bat will be cured and treated to strengthen it and then, when it is finally ready, they will use it to knock a leather ball around a park.

In Scotland, they just throw the farking tree.

 

[s7ephanie]

What men do after sex?
2% eat;
3% smoke cigarettes;
4% take a shower;
5% go to sleep and
86% get up and go back home to their wives.!!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

There was a young man from Rhyll
Whose stomach needed a fill
The pizza he was after
Caused online so much laughter
Now Dominos he's ready to kill......

 

[vernon]

There was a young cyclist from Rhyll
For whom adversity delivers a thrill
From wrong pizzas to road rage -
A loon on the rampage
He needs a lie down and a chill

 

[TVC]

There was a young man from Rhyl
Who refused to settle the bill
This pizza he said
Is large and not med
And the mustard is making me ill.

 

[fossala]

There was a young man from Rhyll
Who refused to settle the bill
This pizza he said
Is large and not med
And the hot dog is making me ill.

The mustard, get it right!