Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Any good jokes....
Reminds me of a time when I was a young mechanic.True story but funny: Dorking, in Surrey used to be a first stop for a young copper when training and many funny incidents ensued.
A young lady had locked herself out of her car and asked a policeman to help her, he confidently walked into the ironmongers opposite and asked to borrow a diamond glass cutter and a hammer. He walked back to the car and scored a circle into the side window near the door catch, he changed tools and struck the middle of the circle with the hammer. The poor lads face dropped when instead of a neat hole falling out as planned the whole window shattered, we onlookers all gasped in unison but then all walked away in unison.
I briefly stopped outside the newsagents (double yellow lines) one morning to pick up my newspaper and came out just as a new copper and his mentor came round the corner. The young one took out his notebook and then read me my Miranda rights you know "anything you say - blah blah blah". I said "Bloody hell, you can't be serious?" and he said, as he was writing "Bloody hell, you can't be serious," with that the older one burst out laughing and told me to bugger off.