Any good jokes ... ?

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PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
I'd always been proud of my British heritage, until I discovered my grandfather was from Transylvania. I can't even look in the mirror now.
 

Threevok

Growing old disgracefully
Location
South Wales
Mrs V tried to get me to test her new treadmill out

I ran a mile !!!
 

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Two rednecks charter a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose.

The two guys objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross some mountains, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only the two rednecks survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Billy Ray asked Billy Bob, "Any idea where we are?"

Billy Bob replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
 

Joey Shabadoo

My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
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