Any good jokes ... ?

[EltonFrog]

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"Join Starfleet", they said. "See the galaxy, meet interesting aliens..."

Please Please Please let that be a real studio hand and not photo shopped.

 

[Speicher]

If he’s the one who’s just been released from prison, he’d be a Czech one too free.

Later that day he wanted to go fishing, and was successful, so he cooked them for supper.

Czech one too free for five, seeks Severn, ate nine tench.

 

[cisamcgu]

Please Please Please let that be a real studio hand and not photo shopped.

The shadows look right to me

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar.


Followed by Batman

 

[Threevok]

16 Sodium atoms walk into a bar.


Followed by Batman

Took me a while

 

[Dave7]

Took me a while

Please dont tell anyone else but I dont get it.

 

[EltonFrog]

Please dont tell anyone else but I dont get it.

I had to google it.

 

[Dave7]

Please dont tell anyone else but I dont get it.

I guess its to do with the du du du etc but I dont know sodium atoms.
Am I close?

 

[Markymark]

Na

 

[Dave7]

My German friend had a large lump of meat in the boot of his car so I asked him why?
He said.... "zat is my spare veal".

 

[Dave7]

Na

Ahh.....I was close then

 

[Dayvo]

 

[Kempstonian]

I had to google it.

So did I... then I laughed!

You know what they say... "He who laughs last is a bit slow"!

 

[PaulB]

Never take a spoonerism to a Fife knight.

 

[TheDoctor]

The shadows look right to me

Hank Marvin has let himself go a bit.