Any good jokes ... ?

[Sharky]

An old saying and not really a joke, but made me smile .....

"Cast ne're a clout until May is out"

Just me?

 

[colly]

An old saying and not really a joke, but made me smile .....

"Cast ne're a clout until May is out"

Just me?

My granny used to say that. Along with many, sayings that my mum would quickly shush her to be quiet about in the presence of young ears.

I think 'clouts' were a reference to clothes.

 

[PK99]

An old saying and not really a joke, but made me smile .....

"Cast ne're a clout until May is out"

Just me?

As always with country sayings the meaning is a double edged joke:

May is out …. ie June
or
May is out... ie the May Tree (Hawthorne) is in flower, often in Early May

 

[subaqua]

Never, ever google for suppliers of MOT Type 1 hardcore [gravels]

You also need to be careful googling for flexible scuba hoses. Especially ones from miflex...

 

[subaqua]

As always with country sayings the meaning is a double edged joke:

May is out …. ie June
or
May is out... ie the May Tree (Hawthorne) is in flower, often in Early May

You n Ben would be a great Double Act

 

[Cavalol]

London Zoo have refused to confirm that one of their pachyderms is pregnant.

Sooner or later they’ll have to address the elephant in the womb.

 

[Sharky]

As always with country sayings the meaning is a double edged joke:

May is out …. ie June
or
May is out... ie the May Tree (Hawthorne) is in flower, often in Early May

Or
May is out .... of no 10

 

[Slow But Determined]

Irish knock knock joke.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Fred

Fred who?


Burt Lancaster.

 

[Chris S]

You also need to be careful googling for flexible scuba hoses. Especially ones from miflex...

If you Google "c string" you get images of women's underwear as well as the C++ class. It's probably why adverts for bras keep popping-up on my ebay account.

 

[Cavalol]

Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?

A tiny part of me says yes.

 

[Chris S]

Did you hear about the gay Australian?
He had sex with male sheep.

 

[Profpointy]

Did you hear about the gay Australian?
He had sex with male sheep.

And the gay Welshman - he preferred women to rugby

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

If you Google "c string" you get images of women's underwear as well as the C++ class. It's probably why adverts for bras keep popping-up on my ebay account.

Yes. Of course. That’ll be the reason.

 

[Sharky]

If you Google "c string" you get images of women's underwear as well as the C++ class. It's probably why adverts for bras keep popping-up on my ebay account.

And avoid searching google images for the first cyclist to go under 4hrs for 100 miles.

Ray Booty

Just scroll down to the bottom

 

[betty swollocks]