Any good jokes ... ?

[guitarpete247]

Something I read on a piece of paper a kid at school left behind in my classroom.

"Knock Knock>"
"Who's there?"
"Britney."
"Britney who?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Oops I did it again."

 

[Cavalol]

Me and my mate were fighting over which was the best vowel.

I won!

 

[Cavalol]

I'm thinking about buying a greyhound, don't know what the wife is going to say so I'll run it by her first.

 

[Sharky]

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Strangely enough at Groombridge Gardens last year, they had a Zonkey. A cross between a zebra and a donkey.

 

[Dave7]

Strangely enough at Groombridge Gardens last year, they had a Zonkey. A cross between a zebra and a donkey.

Surely that would be a Debra

 

[morrisman]

Surely that would be a Debra

Less funny but more factually correct, it's a Zeedonk

 

[Smokin Joe]

I bet they called it Spot.

 

[Sharky]

Surely that would be a Debra

There are several names, including Zonkey

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gstrZIK-2I

 

[Cavalol]

We built this city....
We built this city....
We built this city on

 

[flake99please]

Me and my mate were fighting over which was the best vowel.

I won!

U won?

 

[Leaway2]

U won?

E won.

 

[benb]

E won.

O really?

 

[Cavalol]

A, there's no need for that.

 

[Salty seadog]

Y, it's an alternative .

 

[JtB]

Me and my mate were fighting over which was the best vowel.

I won!

Did you win a prize? Or was it an IOU?