Any good jokes ... ?

derrick · 10 Nov 2018

morrisman · 10 Nov 2018

I phoned the incontinence clinic emergency helpline today ...
They asked "where are you ringing from?" I replied "the waist down".

Chris S · 10 Nov 2018

What's the difference between Jeremy Corbyn and a colostomy bag?
One's full of ...

Dave7 · 10 Nov 2018

Chris S said:
What's the difference between Jeremy Corbyn and a colostomy bag?
One's full of ...

And the other one ??? ^_^

PaulB · 10 Nov 2018

(Not long left on this one)

I'm tired of being asked where I see myself in two years' time.
It's not like I've got 2020 vision.

simonali · 10 Nov 2018

Chris S said:
What's the difference between Jeremy Corbyn and a colostomy bag?

One has a beard

Fixed.

Cavalol · 11 Nov 2018

Cavalol · 11 Nov 2018

Plumbers, stand up and fight against the regime! Smash the cistern.

betty swollocks · 11 Nov 2018

betty swollocks · 11 Nov 2018

Joey Shabadoo · 11 Nov 2018

Salty seadog · 11 Nov 2018

Diogenes said:
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Took a minute. Subtle. Very good.

LCpl Boiled Egg · 11 Nov 2018

Reminded me of this from many years ago...

bruce1530 · 11 Nov 2018

Last night I dreamed I had written Lord of the Rings....Turns out I was just tolkein in my sleep.

PeteXXX · 11 Nov 2018

Is Tolkien Hobbit forming?