Any good jokes ... ?

[betty swollocks]

 

[srw]

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No grammar errors there, but plenty of spelling mistakes. A pure grammar pedant would have no problems.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

No grammar errors there, but plenty of spelling mistakes. A pure grammar pedant would have no problems.

I'm not going in until that 'its' gets an apostrophe.

 

[betty swollocks]

Q: Where does the General keep his armies?

A: In his sleevies.

 

[srw]

I'm not going in until that 'its' gets an apostrophe.

Orthography, not grammar.

 

[Randomnerd]

Orthography, not grammar.

Love it! I could even here that slight sniff as you typed. Genius!

 

[Tenacious Sloth]

Love it! I could even here that slight sniff as you typed. Genius!

I sea what you did there.

 

[glasgowcyclist]

Orthography, not grammar.

*applauds*

As a pedant, I find little more satisfying than being out-pedanted.

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Archie_tect]

*applauds*

As a pedant, I find little more satisfying than being out-pedanted.

I do too, as little as possible...

 

[Fnaar]

Just thought I'd nip over to my elderly neighbour's, and fair play to him, he had all the halloween decorations up, cobwebs and insects in the windows and a skeleton on the couch.

He always makes a big effort but there was no answer...I'll pop back next year.

 

[Cavalol]

I used to work in a Russian napkin factory. I was in the serviette union.

 

[NorthernDave]

I used to work in a Russian napkin factory. I was in the serviette union.

I only have one like to give, but that deserves so much more.

 

[AndyRM]

I used to work in a Russian napkin factory. I was in the serviette union.

Folk from Ashington wouldn't get it.

 

[betty swollocks]