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benb

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Once upon a time, there was a horse named Boris. ...

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betty swollocks

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One day the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse knocked on the gate of the king of Englands Castle.

A few moments later a guard answered, he looked at the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse and said "This is the castle of the king of England who are you?".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse got down off his horse and said "I am the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, and I want to see the King"

The guard looked at him for a while and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, I will ask the king if he will grant you an audience".

The guard went through the castle and to the kings throne room. "King of England" he said "The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse is here to see you". The king turned to the guard and said "Tell the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse that he may speak with me".

The guard returned to the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, the king has allowed you to see him, follow me".

So the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse followed the guard to the throne room and went and stood befor the king.

"Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse what is it that you want from me" said the King. The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse bowed before the king and said "I the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse have come to ask for you daughters hand in Marriage".

The king sat quietly to ponder the knights request for a few minutes and then said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse I will grant you my daughters hand in marriage if you get me the Shield of Glory from my Enemy the King of Wales".

The red and white knight on a black and white horse replied "I the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse will fetch you the sheild of Glory and then return for you daughter".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse then left the castle and remounted on his trusty steed.

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse spent many weeks traveling to the King of Wales castle but finally arrived.

when he arrivd Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse knocked on the gate of the king of Wales Castle.

A few moments later a guard answered, he looked at the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse and said "This is the castle of the king of wales who are you?".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse got down off his horse and said "I am the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, and I want to see the King"

The guard looked at him for a while and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, I will ask the king if he will grant you an audience".

The guard went through the castle and to the kings throne room. "King of Wales" he said "The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse is here to see you". The king turned to the guard and said "Tell the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse that he may speak with me".

The guard returned to the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, the king has allowed you to see him, follow me".

So the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse followed the guard to the throne room and went and stood before the king.

"Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse what is it that you want from me" said the King. The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse bowed before the king and said "I the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse have come to ask for you for the Sheild of Glory".

The king sat quietly to ponder the knights request for a few minutes and then said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse I give you the Sheild of Glory If you get me the sword of might from my enemy the King of Scotland".

The red and white knight on a black and white horse replied "I the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse will fetch you the Sword of Might In exchange for the Sheild of Glory".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse then left the castle and remounted on his trusty steed.

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse spent many weeks traveling to the King of Scotlands castle but finally arrived.

when he finally arrived the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse knocked on the gate of the king of Scotlands Castle.

A few moments later a guard answered, he looked at the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse and said "This is the castle of the king of Scotland who are you?".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse got down off his horse and said "I am the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, and I want to see the King"

The guard looked at him for a while and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, I will ask the king if he will grant you an audience".

The guard went through the castle and to the kings throne room. "King of Scotland" he said "The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse is here to see you". The king turned to the guard and said "Tell the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse that he may speak with me".

The guard returned to the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, the king has allowed you to see him, follow me".

So the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse followed the guard to the throne room and went and stood before the king.

"Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse what is it that you want from me" said the King. The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse bowed before the king and said "I the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse have come to ask for the sword of might".

The king sat quietly to ponder the knights request for a few minutes and then said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse I will give you the sword of might if you fetch me the helm of power from my enemy the king of Ireland".

The red and white knight on a black and white horse replied "I the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse will fetch you the helm of power in exchange for the sword of might".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse then left the castle and remounted on his trusty steed.

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse spent many weeks traveling to the King of Irelands castle but finally arrived.

One day the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse knocked on the gate of the king of Irelands Castle.

A few moments later a guard answered, he looked at the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse and said "This is the castle of the king of Ireland who are you?".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse got down off his horse and said "I am the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, and I want to see the King"

The guard looked at him for a while and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, I will ask the king if he will grant you an audience".

The guard went through the castle and to the kings throne room. "King of Ireland" he said "The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse is here to see you". The king turned to the guard and said "Tell the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse that he may speak with me".

The guard returned to the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse, the king has allowed you to see him, follow me".

So the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse followed the guard to the throne room and went and stood befor the king.

"Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse what is it that you want from me" said the King. The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse bowed before the king and said "I the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse have come to ask for the Helm of Power".

The king sat quietly to ponder the knights request for a few minutes and then said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse I will will give you my helm but only if you slay the Black and Blue Dragon with Green and Pink wings".

The red and white knight on a black and white horse replied "I the Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse will slay the Black and Blue dragon with the green and pink wings".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse then left the castle and remounted on his trusty steed.

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White Horse travelled south to the lair of the Black and blue Dragon with the Green and pink wings.

After fighting for several days with the Black and Blue dragon with the Blue and Pink wings, The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse finally slew the beast.

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse travelled all the way back to the King of Irelands castle.

When he arrived he knocked on the gate. A few minutes later the guard appeared. "Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse, have you completed your quest?".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse replied "I The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse have defeated the Evil Black and Blue Dragon with the green and pink wings, and wish to see the king".

"Follow me" then said the guard, and he led The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse to the kings throne room.

The king looked at The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse, have you slain the evil Black and blue Dragon with the Green and Pink wings?"

"Yes I The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse have slain the dragon" said the knight.

"Then here is the Helm of Power" and the king gave the helm of power to The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse.

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse left the Castle of the King of Ireland and and set off back to the king of scotlands Castle.

When he arrived he knocked on the gate. A few minutes later the guard appeared. "Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse, have you completed your quest?".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse replied "I The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse have the helm of power, and wish to see the king".

"Follow me" then said the guard, and he led The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse to the kings throne room.

The king looked at The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse, have you got the helm of power?"

"Yes I The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse have the helm of power.

"Then here is the sword of might" and the king gave the sword of might to The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse.

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse left the Castle of the King of scotland and and set off back to the king of wales Castle.

When he arrived he knocked on the gate. A few minutes later the guard appeared. "Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse, have you completed your quest?".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse replied "I The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse have the Sword of Might, and wish to see the king".

"Follow me" then said the guard, and he led The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse to the kings throne room.

The king looked at The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse, do you have the Sword of might?"

"Yes I The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse have the Sword of might.

"Then here is the Sheild of Glory" and the king gave the Sheild of glory to The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse.

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse left the Castle of the King of Wales and and set off back to the king of Englands Castle.

When he arrived he knocked on the gate. A few minutes later the guard appeared. "Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse, have you completed your quest?".

The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse replied "I The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse have the Sheild of Glory, and wish to see the king".

"Follow me" then said the guard, and he led The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse to the kings throne room.

The king looked at The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse and said "Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse, Do you have the shield of Glory?"

"Yes I The Red and White Knight on a Black and White horse have slain the evil dragon to get the Helm of Power to get the Sword of Might to get the Shield of Glory, so can I now marry you daughter".

And the King replied "No".
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