Any good jokes ... ?

[Cavalol]

I once thought I had a Japanese friend.

But it was just my imagine Asian.

 

[Cavalol]

I bought a Volvo off Neil Diamond on eBay once. It was a Swede car on line and made a beautiful noise, but I traded it in for the last Picasso.

 

[morrisman]

So i just ate at this new restaurant called “Karma”
They don’t have menus, they just give you what you deserve.

 

[simonali]

Meanwhile on page 414...

Oh and look who posted on either side.

 

[Cavalol]

A new owner has been found for Newcastle United. Sheikh Anvac claims he will put the freshness back in to the club.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A bloke walks into a bar with a salmon under his arm.
He says to the barman "Do you serve fish cakes in here"?
The barman replies "No, we don't"
The bloke says "That's a shame, it's his birthday today"

 

[Nibor]

 

[postman]

Liverpool have signed the Italian defender Robatelli and the Japanese midfielder Nikamota; manager jurgen Klopp said they should fit in well.

I had to read that twice and s l o w l y.Very good.Leeds announced a new Dutch signing this week Hurtz Van Rental.

 

[AndyRM]

A new owner has been found for Newcastle United. Sheikh Anvac claims he will put the freshness back in to the club.

That reminds me of the time a fake Aberdeen Twitter account tricked the footballing press into thinking they'd signed this guy...

 

[HertzvanRental]

I had to read that twice and s l o w l y.Very good.Leeds announced a new Dutch signing this week Hurtz Van Rental.

I'm staying at Herne Bay United!

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Chris S]

Inspired by a thread on 'News and Current Affairs':
Is PMT a taboo subject?
Mind your own f***ing business!

 

[Cavalol]

I really want to join Depeche Mode's foam dart-gun club.

But I just can't get a Nerf..

 

[Dayvo]